Mark Wahlberg John Bennett Mila Kunis Lori Collins Seth MacFarlane Ted (voice) Joel McHale Rex Giovanni Ribisi Donny Patrick Warburton Guy Matt Walsh Thomas Jessica Barth Tami-Lynn Aedin Mincks Robert Bill Smitrovich Frank Patrick Stewart Narrator (voice) Norah Jones Norah Jones Sam J. Jones Sam Jones Tom Skerritt Tom Skerritt Ralph Garman John's Dad Alex Borstein John's Mom John Viener Alix Laura Vandervoort Tanya Robert Wu Asian Man "Ming" Ginger Gonzaga Gina Jessica Stroup Tracy Melissa Ordway Michelle Kristina Ellery Heavenly Chanty Sok Angelique Sarah Fischer Sauvignon Blanc Josh Duvendeck Guy #1 Chris Cox Guy #2 Henry Penzi Partygoer (Ted's Buddy) Colton Shires Teenage John Eric Weinstein Stagehand Danny Smith Waiter Tara Strong Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited) Ryan Reynolds Jared (uncredited) John Franchi Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)

Challenge

The King's Man

The Wonder

Immortals

Leap Year

Parasakthi

A Nice Indian Boy

X-Men: Apocalypse

Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Ark

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Accident Man

Batman Returns

Cat and Dog

Limitless

Kavan

Kavan

Hitman: Agent Jun

GOAT

Kangaroo Valley

Vaamana

Firebreak